Your flaws are perfect for the heart that is meant to love you.
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
hot things to say during sex:
- dang son
- bless you
- yabba dabba doo
- your own name
- heil hitler
- gnarly to the max!
- how dare you
- oh well
- i’m sorry. i’m so so sorry
trust me these work 100% i had the sex once
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
People are just as wonderful as sunsets if you let them be. When I look at a sunset, I don’t find myself saying, “Soften the orange a bit on the right hand corner.” I don’t try to control a sunset. I watch with awe as it unfolds.
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
this is an important thing to remember.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone